|
10 ThingZ gurlZ luv about guyZ
1. If we dont say we like u .. we usually do
2. We luv it when u smile at us
3. We luv it when u call us up for no reason
4. We luv it wen u stick up for us in front of ur friends
5. We luv the way u link your fingers wid ours
6. We luv it when u hug us and we feel soo secure
7. we luv it when u tell us u LOVE us, and mean it
8. We luv it wen u kiss us at un expected times
9. We luv it how sum of u think its rude to kiss in front of every1 - it is!
10. but most of we luv it wen u ask us out YOURSELF!
5 Commandments of TeenZ
1. Thou shall not steal (beg ur parents ... eventually they will giv in!)
2. Thou shall not skip class ... take the whole day off
3. Thou shall not think about sex (like Nike says Just Do It)
4. Thou shall not do drugs, alcohol lasts longer!
5. Thou shall do their homework, once in a while
Sum ThingZ guyZ shoulD knoW
~*~ we r all crazy
~*~ so u know; a slut is a girl who will sleep wid anyone, a bitch is a girl who will sleep wid any1 but YOU!
~*~ We do want HONEST answers
~*~ We do like compliments
~*~ It's not tha size that matters, itz how he uses it!
11 Good WayZ 2 Tell U'R in LOVE!
1. You hav to see them everyday or talk to them everyday otheriwse u feel like ur gonna die
2. Ur stomach does somersaults when they come up to you and smile
3. You find everyway possible to touch them
4. You start to notice little things about them that u neva noticed before (their eyes)
5. You cant stop thinking about them
6. Woteva flaws they have you dont care about
7. You can be YOURSELF and not feel like your being jusged when your aroud them
8. They can make u smile, if ur upset
9. You dont care what ur friends say about them u still like em
10. You dont care what type of reputation they have
11.You know your in love when you miss them after you hang up
AdvicE 2 HornY guyZ
* Cova ya stump b4 ya hump
* B4 u attack her, wrap ur whacker
* Don't be silly, protect ur willy
* Don't be a loner, cova ya boner
* If u think she's spunky, wrap ur monkey
* If u slip between her thighs be sure to condomize
* She wont get sick if u wrap ur dick
* No glove, no luv
*Wrap it in foil, b4 checking her oil
* Right selection, will protect ur erection
|
