Top 10 Placez NoT To HavE SeX
1. In the movies
2. In a car ... while your driving!
3. In front of all your friends(some people r so gross!)
4. In a phone booth
5. In your best friends bed
6. At ur grandma's house
7. At school
8. In your dirty garage
9. In the street
10. ON LINE
Top 10 SeX SpotZ
1. In your bed
2. In your parents bed
3. In His car
4. On a dryer, while running (can u run and hav sex at the same time? ohh i get it now!)
5. In a hot tob (spa)
6. On a beach (unda da stars)
7. On a comfy couch
8. On a waterbed (what if u get sea sick?)
9. A plane bathroom
10. In the rain
Top 3 Things NOT to say Before SeX
1. Is this going to hurt?
2. I've done this thousands of times
3. Are you sure its on there?
Top 3 Things to say Before SeX
1. I love you (and mean it)
2. Rock My World
3. Let's get ready to rumble
Top 3 Things NOT to say After SeX
1. That was it?
2. Oops the condom broke ... my bad!
3. What was your name i didnt catch it at the start?
Top 3 Thingz NOT to say during SeX
1. Is it in yet?
2. Jeez did i tell you, you could take the bag off your head?
3. How much longer?
