*Its better to be on the ground, wishing u were flying than vice versa*

*Strangers are just friends waiting for u meet them*

*I have an open mind, its just closed for repairs*

*When you love someone you'll do whatever it takes to keep them happy even if it means letting them love someone else*

*The Villiage called Theyre missing an idiot*

*I dont have a solution but I admire the problem*

*We were born naked, wet and hungary, from there things went downhill*

*Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and the world laughs harder*

*I'm luved by some, hated by many, envied by most, yet still wanted by plenty*

*They say love is hiding in every corner...Well I must be walkin in circles*

*Live everyday like you'll die tomorrow but dream like you'll live forever*

*Why drink and drive when you can get high and fly?*

*Lifes a Dick when it gets hard...FUCK IT!*

*Give me a kiss, Give me the world, Give me your love and I'll be your girl...Give me a smile, Give me your time, Give me your love and I'll give you mine*

*whats betta? a lie that draws a smile or the truth that draws a tear*

I'm not a lie, i'm not an illusion, i'm a princess so whats the confusion* *Love starts with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a tear* *Ociffer I swear To Drunk Im am NOT God!!* *They say kissin is the language of lurve...care to indulge in a Lil Convo?* *Girls are like phones, we like 2 be held & talked 2, but press the rong button, U'll be disconneted* *Be yourself and do what you want, the people who mind dont matter and the people who matter wont mind* *I look like an angel, I act like one too, But u'd never know What an angel could do* *Dont hate me cos Im beautiful...hate me cos yer man thinks so* *One day ur prince will come, Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, And is too stubborn to ask for directions* *Dont wait for the person u can live with... wait for the one u cant live without* *Im not a bad gurl, Im just a good gurl who does bad things* *Boyz on our mind, bein cute is our kind, so step aside and let us thru, cuz its all about me and my cute ass crew* *Im not a tease...Im just a reminder of what U cant have* *Im trying to see things YOUR way but I cant seem to get my head that far up my arse* *Please tell your trousers it's not nice to point* *Unique Is an understatement...Im just messed up* *Neva Fight Wif An ugly person cus they have nothing to lose* *God made the wind blow, god made the sun shine, but how the hell did he make you so fine* *I dont have an attitude problem...Its meant to be like this* *Kisses spread germs and germs are hated.....so kiss me baby I'm vacinated*

Im busy, you're ugly, have a nice day!* *I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day, tomorrow doesn't look good either* *Just when I was gettin used to today, along comes tomorow* *Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I regain consciousness* *If you want me to fall for you...give me something worth trippin over* *Live to love and love to live* *Work like you don't need the money....love like you've never been hurt.... and dance like nobody's watching* *A kiss was invented for those times when words could not be used* *Don't let the past hold you back, you're missing the good stuff* *Life's short. If you don't look around once in a while you might miss it* *2 words guys hate..don't *n* stop..unless of course you put them together* *Don't worry about what other people say about you, it can't be half as bad as what you're thinking about them* *Ur a few Sandwiches Short of a Picnic* *Guyz kick friendship around like a football and it doesn't seem to crack, Gurlz treat it like glass and it falls to pieces* *You're only bad if you're caught... So that makes me a good girl, RIGHT!?*

*Cross ur heart & Hope to die, Clothes, Make-up, Boyz n Lies. Be together till the end - The true definition of best friendz* *Boyz are like kleanex...soft, strong and disposable* *Constipated people don't give a crap* *pride is tasteless, colourless, and sizeless but its the hardest thing to swallow* *A Heart Is Not A Play thing, A Heart is Not a Toy, but if U want it broken, JusT give it to A Boy* *I don't suffer from insanity, i enjoy every minute of it* *If life's a joke.. I don't get it!!* *Im Like a Butterfly...pretty but hard to catch* *I wanted to kill the most beautiful person alive... And then I realized, Suicide's a crime!* *If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?* *Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them* *Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else*

*Girls dont lie they just twist the truth to suit their mood* *I'm Not Dolly...I Just Lack Common Sense Sometimes* *Why do we always love the ones who hurt us, and hurt the ones who love us?* *Guys are like gum, when they lose their flava u pop in a new one* *We are the people your parents warned you about* *Life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you respond to it* *Im not smiling at you, Im trying not to laugh* *Dawn to dawn, dusk to dusk, lifes to short, so party we must* *It's better to let someone think you are an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it* *What did u do? Fall down the ugly tree and hit every branch??* *What a shame...looks like the ugly fairy kissed you on both cheeks* *When we talk to God it's called prayer, When God talks back it's called schizophrenia* *Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you're in it, but the longer you stay the more wrinkled you get* *Im Blonde...whats Ur Excuse?* *Girl of the year, Girl of the season, your boyfriend left u and I am the reason* *Its not easy being me but its so god damn funny watching people trying to* *There is an angel inside of me whom I am constantly shocking* *Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life so why not jus get wasted n have the time of ur life* *I have all the answers but I never said they were right* *Friends are like condoms, they protect u when things get hard* *I like your style, I like your class, but most of all, I like your ass*

*I'm §uGaR & §piCe & EvErYtHiNg N¡Ce... b4 yOu Me§§ wif Me... yOu ße§t ThiNk twiCe* *Girls go to college to get more knowledge Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider* *You might regret what you do ~ but you'll regret what you don't do SO much more* *The Next Time You Think You're Perfect, Try Walking On Water* *....NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF STUPID PEOPLE IN LARGE GROUPS.....* *In this world there are three kinds of people- those who can count and those who cant* *I get plenty of exercise, jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck n dodging deadlines* *-íMåGíNé Ur LíFé WíThØuT Mé- -¿Mí§éRåBLé HuH?-* *StOp HoNkIn' Da HoRn, StOp CaLLiN' mY nAmE, 'cUz I aLrEaDy KnOw I gOt YoU GoIn' InSaNe* *I'm LoCaTeD iN yOuR dReAmS, fOuNd iN yOuR hEaRt, AnD cOnStAnTly RuNNiN' tHrOuGh YoUr MiNd* *Money isn't everything... but it's right up there with oxygen* *Oh, I'm sorry! Did I look interested?* *If you hate me I love you too, it aint my fault im cuter than you* *Stoners live, Stoners die at the end we all get high soo if in life you dont succeed, fuck it all and smoke sum weed* *I'm objective; I object to everything* *Where there's a will, I want to be in it!* *If Clinton is the answer, it must have been a stupid question* *When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself* *I luv him, oh yes I do, hes for me not for u, and if by chance u take my place, I'll take my fist and smash your face* *My mother told me not to talk to strangers. I never talk to myself anymore* *The day we met, the angels whispered, "PERFECT"* *I told my dad I stopped raising hell and he called me a quitter*

*A Good Girl is Hard to find~But a Bad Girl is Hard to Resist* *I can handle pain until it hurts* *Sex is Evil...Evil is Sin...Sin is Forgiven...So Let's Begin* *A Person Who Asks the Question Is A Fool For Five Minutes, A Person Who Doesn't Is A Fool Forever* *If you love someone set them free if they dont come back hunt them down and shoot them* **You can fall from the sky* *You can fall from a tree* *But the best way to fall* *Is in love with me** *...If You Luv Me...Let Me Know...If You Don't...Then Let Me Go...* *Silence is golden...but shouting is fun* *I didn't mean to hurt you, But your sexy when you cry. Maybe I really loved you, HaHa!!! Aren't I cute when I lie* *If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular* *Just cause your not paranoid, doesn't mean they're not out to get you*

*If u didn't have feet would u ware shoe's? Then why do u ware a bra?* NASTY! *..It Takes Both Rain And Sunshine To Make A Rainbow::..* *Sometimes I dream about being caried off by a big giant squirrel...Does that make me a nut?* *Im not oppinionated...Im jus always right* *If U dont believe in urself...the chances are that no-one else will* *Once Upon a Time* *Something Happened To me* *It was the Sweetest Thing* *That ever could be* *It was a Fantasy* *A dream Come True* *It was the Day i Met You* *Even if the voices are not real, they have some good ideas* *I played a blank tape at full blast; the mime next door went nuts* *It's people like you that make me realize how very special I am* *I dropped a tear in the ocean- when I find it is the day I'll stop loving you* *Big gurls dont cry...they get even* Muh ha ha ha!! *Click your heels and say 3 times, I need a life, I need a life, I need a life!* *Everyone wants to go to heaven, but no one wants to die* *It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not* *I may be sexy, I may not, it depends if Ya look at da body or da heart*